Go See A Human Doctor — They Know What They Are Doing.

escthemachine by Dr. Luis Almeida

Early this morning, I woke up with gunk all over my eyes, a headache and a coarse voice. It is Sunday. It is church attendance day for our family and choir performance for me. I thought about staying home and recovering from the numerous times I woke up during the night to sneeze and itch my eyes for a moment. Yeah… I forgot to take my Allegra D the night before and paid the price at 5:31am this morning. Lack of technology had an impact on me but it wasn’t enough to keep me home and not listening to the Sunday sermon. We were going, I told my wife.

As soon as we got there, I decided to stop at the food/drink desk, get a donut, and fill up my  water bottle for choir practice. I thought to myself… Crap, we left home without me taking the allergy medicine. This can be disastrous and I knew it. My voice gets scratchy every time I don’t take the appropriate allergy medicine.  Drinking water was my only option I had to attempt to control the allergy symptoms I was experiencing. Before the choir practice began, I decided to drink as much water as I could but my throat was still itchy. Oops, “this isn’t good news” and I knew it as singing with a scratchy voice can make me cough non-stop. Oh well, it was too late to go home and take my allergy pills.  Rather, I decided to go straight to singing.

As I begun singing church hymns in the Bass choir session, all I wanted to do was to cough. It took literally two songs for my body to say enough and feel the side effects of having no allergy technology in my body! I went ballistic on coughing right after. I had to excuse myself to get a bottle of water. What a terrible morning I had today. I paid the price for not using technology properly!   I am glad to be a TechnoModerator not a TechnoPhobic, that’s for sure.

As I was walking towards my Sunday bible class after choir practice, I passed through a number of good folks along the way. We exchanged both verbal and non-verbal communication clues until I reached my destination. The Study had started at 9:00m. It was 9:20am when I finally arrived in the meeting room. Sunday school lasted exactly twenty-five more minutes until the Sunday school teacher made a motion to adjourn the meeting followed by a prayer. Even though I was quiet during the entire class, my throat was still very itchy. All I wanted to do was to couch profusely and go home. In my way out of the door, our bible study teacher who happens to be a physician quickly stated, “Luis, I can see that your eyes are inflamed. You have allergies…”

At that point I thought to myself, “TechnoHitlers sometimes don’t understand that a trained physician don’t need technology in order to identify and prescribe a treatment to a patient… I left the room smiling and celebrating TechnoModeration. Although I had a rough morning due to spring allergies, today ended up being a great one as all the allergies I felt during choir practice didn’t affect me in the actual church performance.

Allergies exist are the are real.  Not sure about you but when it comes to allergies… I want to see an allergist in order to get medicine to alleviate symptoms. I trust a media doctor and their ability to diagnose an illness just by looking at a patient. I am not sure if I would be comfortable listening to health advice from a robot. It doesn’t seem right to me. Allergies Anyone? Go see a human doctor. They know what they re doing.

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